"aw your underpants are so cute today *turns off light*… wait… what’re they doing?? OH MY GAWD"
Oh my god.
It’s full of stars!
Space Undies: When Your Ass is Out of This World.
Would you like to boldly go where no man has gone before?
#wanna taste the milky way #I’ll have you seeing stars #can you feel my gravitational pull #let me undo your asteroid belt #my booty is astronomical #i’ll orbit your dick #scared of black holes? #ready for lift off? #probe me
Oh my god why did you only put those as tags THE WORLD MUST WITNESS THESE PUNS
Forget the puns, thsi is fucking sexy as hell.
But it does have potential to be punny.